Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. – James Shubert Category: Men
If women were particular about mens characters, they would never get married at all. – George Bernard Shaw Category: Men
American professional athletes are bilingual; they speak English and profanity. – Gordie Howe, 1975 Category: Sports
We have a positive vision of the future founded on the belief that the gap between the promise and reality of America can one day be finally closed. We believe that. – Barbara Jordan Category: Future
An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. – Voltaire Category: Government