Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. – Bertrand Russell
Ive had Susan Sarandon play my mom, and now Lesley Ann Warren has played my mom, so if I could have Debra Winger play my mom, then I would have the trifecta of my favorite actresses playing my mother. – Jenna Fischer
You dont want to be too cool. But you dont want to be too dorky. Still, I find it so much better to see a guy at a club being a dork, and having fun, than trying to be sexy. – Heather Morris
