Quote by Calvin Trillin
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the pol

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. – Calvin Trillin

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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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I never did very well in math – I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadnt meant my answers literally. – Calvin Trillin

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You know how you wake up in the morning and sometimes you look gorgeous and other times you look like you got hit by a mack truck? I realized that my mack truck is food. If I have no sugar, yeast or wine, I have no undereye bags and my skin is perfect. – Mariska Hargitay

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Be what you would seem to be – or, if youd like it put more simply – a house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body. – Margaret Fuller

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But I dont begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not its just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. – Carol Burnett

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I love to cook so much. I like to cook everything. I really like to eat my food. – Lea Michele

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