If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz Category: Clothing
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. – James H. Boren Category: Clothing
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. – James Thurber Category: Humor
I am able to follow my own death step by step. Now I move softly towards the end. – Pope John XXIII Category: Death