Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. – Will Rogers Category: Clothing
The New Women! I could barely recognize them as being of the same sex as myself, their buttocks arrogant in tight jeans… – Fay Weldon Category: Clothing
Out of Ireland have we come, great hatred, little room, maimed us at the start. I carry from my mothers womb a fanatic heart. – William Butler Yeats Category: great
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright Category: pet
