What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instea

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead. – George Bernard Shaw

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Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and love ephemeral; they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted. – Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

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