Quote by Ed ONeill
I went to Ohio University studying arts and history, and playing f

I went to Ohio University studying arts and history, and playing football. But I was only interested in girls, my pals and sports. I only did the minimum for school. – Ed ONeill

Other quotes by Ed ONeill

In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. Thats when I started to be interested in girls. – Ed ONeill

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Graduation
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Ed ONeill
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Thats a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: Sit down and shut-up! – Ed ONeill

Category:
mom
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Ed ONeill
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When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe… just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed come home from work, and the wife would maybe say I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway. And he would say Fine, whats for dinner? – Ed ONeill

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Morning
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Other Quotes from
History
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This is the lesson that history teaches: repetition. – Gertrude Stein

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History

History is Philosophy teaching by example. – Thucydides

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History

Russians can give you arms but only the United States can give you a solution. – Anwar Sadat

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History

We are not merely passive pawns of historical forces nor are we victims of the past. We can shape and direct history. – Daisaku Ikeda

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History

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It is good rule in life to never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. – P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse

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Americas finest – our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for. – Sarah Palin

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Arizona looks like a battle on Mars. – Author unknown

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The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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