A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson Category: Weeds
The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Category: Engagement
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor Category: Christmas