Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. – Jim Bishop
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A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. – Jim Bishop
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The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face. – Jim Bishop
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