Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that dont work, those that break down and those that get lost. – Russell Baker
The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. Im so gland that youre my friend. I know our friendship will never end. – Robert Alan
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. Theyre about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. – Al Franken
