Quotes by

John Ratzenberger

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but theyre uncomfortable laughs. – John Ratzenberger

On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, theyd let me know right away. – John Ratzenberger

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally. – John Ratzenberger

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it. – John Ratzenberger