When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright Category: good
Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch Life from the side lines. For those who play the game, an hour may be a year, a single days work an achievement for eternity. – Helen Hayes Category: good
I wish theyd had electric guitars in cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things wouldve been straightened out. – Jimi Hendrix Category: good
Only in growth, reform, and change, paradoxically enough, is true security to be found. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh Category: Change
Death in itself is nothing but we fear to be we know not what, we know not where. – John Dryden Category: Death
Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff – and its out of respect. – David Hasselhoff Category: respect