I dont trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, its possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and Im not gonna take that chance. – Randy Quaid
Decay and disease are often beautiful, like the pearly tear of the shellfish and the hectic glow of consumption. – Henry David Thoreau, journal, 1852 June 11th
Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts. – Karl Kraus, translated from German by Harry Zohn
A lawyer without history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason if he possesses some knowledge of these, he may venture to call himself an architect. – Walter Scott