If we tried to write about politics, youd realize that were all a bunch of idiots. – Mark Hoppus
From a very early age, my wife and I told our son that there are times and places for everything. I told him, look, when youre in class, you have to be quiet and listen to your teacher, but when you go out to the playground, you can scream and be silly. – Mark Hoppus
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldnt touch me. It was infuriating to them. – Mark Hoppus
Parents dont understand kids and kids dont understand parents. My parents were divorced when I was really young and I went to live with my dad. – Mark Hoppus
By the way, movies are like sporting events in that youre as good as the movie youre in. You can sit in a room for 20 years and go do a movie and you can just kill in it and you move to the head of the line again. By the same token, you can do five movies a year and if theyre dreck, its nothing. – Albert Brooks