It is an interesting fact that during my tour I was never allowed access to computers, radios, or anything else that I might damage through curiosity, or perhaps something more sinister. – Robert B. Laughlin

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashes… oh, wait a minute, he already does. – Author Unknown

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. Its like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. – Louis C. K.