Its one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work — the night watchman. – Tallulah Bankhead
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. – Tallulah Bankhead
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls dont have time. – Tallulah Bankhead
Its fairness to say those who work hard, get up in the morning, cut their cloth – in other words we can only afford to have one or two children because we dont earn enough. They pay their taxes and they want to know that the same kind of decision-making is taking place for those on benefits. – Iain Duncan Smith