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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. – Joe E. Lewis

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If you eat a lot of starchy foods, introduce a vegetable once a week, then twice a week, and then three times a week. Slowly fill your diet with new flavors. By the time youre ready to let go of whatever it is you want to let go of, youve got a full menu. – Lisa Edelstein

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Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people. – Arsene Wenger

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High-quality food is better for your health. – Michael Pollan

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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day youre off it. – Jackie Gleason

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