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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. – Joe E. Lewis

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Im only drinking white wine because Im on a diet and I dont eat. – Oliver Reed

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Its my firm intention to whop cancer into submission and I truly believe Ive given myself the best start possible by radically overhauling my diet and by staying true to my motto, which is: Dont worry, be happy, feel good. The first thing I did when I was diagnosed was to turn vegan. – Larry Hagman

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The sad thing is, when it comes to diet, is that even when well-intentioned Feds try to do right by us, they fail. Either theyre outvoted by puppets of agribusiness, or they are puppets of agribusiness. – Mark Bittman

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The doctor asked what my diet was like and I had to sit down and realize its not normal, and hadnt been normal for about 20 years. – Carre Otis

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Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People dont realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating. – Jack LaLanne

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I was never a person who was introduced to junk food. – Ellen Pompeo

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How wretched is the person who hangs on by the favors of the powerful. – Robert Burns

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