I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. – Joe E. Lewis

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My mom was always really healthy and cautious about her diet, so Im not a big sugar guy. – Paul Walker

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The doctor asked what my diet was like and I had to sit down and realize its not normal, and hadnt been normal for about 20 years. – Carre Otis

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