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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. – Joe E. Lewis

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My interesting diet tips are eat early and dont nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. – Carol Burnett

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