By the time I was 30, nobody would work with me. I was friendless, I was hopeless, I was suicidal, lost my family – I mean, it was bad. Bottomed out, didnt know what I was going to do. I actually thought I was going to be a chef – go to work in a kitchen someplace. – Glenn Beck
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. – Glenn Beck
Hello my name is the Republican Party and I got a problem. Im addicted to spending and big government. Id like one of them just to stand up and say that. – Glenn Beck
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, Hey cousin! Hey Auntie! And Im like, Okay I dont know you, I have no idea who you are. I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And Ill be like, Which of my family members are giving you this phone number? – Sherri Shepherd