I hadnt been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldnt show for my wedding. – Sammy Davis, Jr.
I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think thats going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak. – James Brolin
When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray. – Amy Poehler
Put a bridle on thy tongue set a guard before thy lips, lest the words of thine own mouth destroy thy peace… on much speaking cometh repentance, but in silence is safety. – William Drummond
The media tried to destroy my parents and has taken things completely out of context, but theres not a whole lot you can do in terms of fighting back. You have to hope that it passes, which it always does. But they have to be careful. They didnt necessarily sign up for this. – Katy Perry
