I think through education, belief in God, and good engineering, our children become a lot better at what theyre doing than we did, and that starts with the very first sign of life on the face of this earth. – Evel Knievel
If you dont know about pain and trouble, youre in sad shape. They make you appreciate life. – Evel Knievel
Riding a motorcycle on todays highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times. – Evel Knievel
Unless we do things in this country to slow down our population, slow down our birth control, provide better water for people, provide power for people, were gonna find out that the next wars are not going to be fought over diamonds, gold and political things. – Evel Knievel
Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley