The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. – Stanley J. Randall

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. – James Matthew Barrie

He had to spend his evenings bruising two fingers on a typewriter, making out reports in duplicate, triplicate, infinity, and confusion. – Federal Works Agency Work Projects Administration, Montana: A State Guide Book