Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. – James Matthew Barrie

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward. – George Jean Nathan

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. – Stanley J. Randall