They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. Ive written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then Id wake up and theyd be gone. – Alice Cooper
The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades. – Alice Cooper
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school. – Alice Cooper
What men have called friendship is only a social arrangement, a mutual adjustment of interests, an interchange of services given and received it is, in sum, simply a business from which those involved propose to derive a steady profit for their own self-love. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld