These are my new shoes. Theyre good shoes. They wont make you rich like me, they wont make you rebound like me, they definitely wont make you handsome like me. Theyll only make you have shoes like me. Thats it. – Charles Barkley
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, shes ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, hes got no skills. – Charles Barkley
See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. Its not church. Its not serious. – Charles Barkley
I know that Im never as good or bad as any single performance. Ive never believed my critics or my worshippers, and Ive always been able to leave the game at the arena. – Charles Barkley
I know children regress after vaccination because it happened to my own son. Why arent there any tests out there on the safety of how vaccines are administered in the real world, six at a time? Why have only two of the 36 shots our kids receive been looked at for their relationship to autism? – Jenny McCarthy