Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, buy a place together upstate, renounce their sweet teeth, and turn into health fanatics. – Sloane Crosley
Mr. Obama still has time to reverse course. A great deal depends on it. To fail on health care yet again might well be the Waterloo Republicans dream of. – Thomas Frank
Most of the State of the Union will not be about Iraq. Most of the State of the Union will be about improving Americas economy and providing greater access to health care for millions of American people, including senior citizens. – Ari Fleischer
I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripas job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show. – Ellie Kemper
