There are only three sins – causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing. – Roger Caras
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. – Roger Caras
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. – Roger Caras
I think that were in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine theres just a lot of opportunity for women to have powerful roles. Or its just that theres more women writing TV. Women tend to maybe write strong women. – Whitney Cummings