There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of family values. And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem. – Mike Royko
The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. Its an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons. – Mike Royko
When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero. – Mike Royko
Its been my policy to view the Internet not as an information highway, but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. – Mike Royko
The trouble with anyone when theyre unhappy or in a relationship they recognize is not working but dont know what to do about is that they cant see farther out than that. If the relationship is not working, if what was there isnt there anymore, you have to do something about it. – Penelope Wilton
The giant white cube is now impeding rather than enhancing the rhythms of art. It preprograms a viewers journey, shifts the emphasis from process to product, and lacks individuality and openness. Its not that art should be seen only in rutty bombed-out environments, but it should seem alive. – Jerry Saltz