Its been my policy to view the Internet not as an information highway, but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. – Mike Royko
The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. Its an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons. – Mike Royko
When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero. – Mike Royko
There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of family values. And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem. – Mike Royko
If all the beasts were gone, men would die from a great loneliness of spirit, for whatever happens to the beasts also happens to the man. All things are connected. Whatever befalls the Earth befalls the sons of the Earth. – Chief Seattle of the Suquamish Tribe, letter to President Franklin Pierce