Its been my policy to view the Internet not as an information highway, but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. – Mike Royko
The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. Its an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons. – Mike Royko
When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero. – Mike Royko
There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of family values. And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem. – Mike Royko
When I meet gay fans out and about, theyre so great to talk to – and Im big on hugging, because Im from the Midwest. Theyre just so energetic and loving. Im proud to have those fans, and their support means a lot to me. I dont want just girls coming to my movies I want guys to come, too! – Kellan Lutz
One day when I was like 9, I heard the Beatles on the radio, and I asked my dad who they were. He told me they were the best band in the world, and I became obsessed. He started giving me their albums in sequential order, and I listened to them – and only them – until I was probably in high school. – Lukas Haas