Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. – Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet, and our childrens diet, and the governments role should be to make certain it provides the best information possible to help people stay healthy. – Jim Talent
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. – David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965
