In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. – Author Unknown

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely. – Joe E. Lewis

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. – From the movie The Color of Money

Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face. – VPPappy