If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. – Chinese Proverb Category: Gambling
In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. – Author Unknown Category: Gambling
A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope. – William Bolitho Category: Gambling
I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla Category: car
[I]f the horne have this situation, and be so forwardly affixed, as is described, it will not be easily conceived, how it can feed from the ground… – Thomas Browne (1605–1682) Category: Unicorns
Never believe anything that requires you to hate people who do not believe it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Belief
