The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. – Kin Hubbard Category: Gambling
You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. – Albert Einstein Category: Gambling
With an evening coat and a white tie, anybody, even a stock broker, can gain a reputation for being civilized. – Oscar Wilde Category: Investment
When I come home and Im tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. – Oliver Reed Category: cool
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. Its not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana Category: pet