My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: Jealousy
That in man which cannot be domesticated is not his evil but his goodness. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Category: Humankind
Where the apple reddens never pry — lest we lose our Edens, Eve and I. – Robert Browning Category: Curiosity
Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity? – Samuel Butler Category: Marriage
I like to smile when its natural. Im not mad or anything. Thats my style. – Jesse McCartney Category: smile
