Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldnt be any fun living in it, or profit. – Josh Billings
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. – Josh Billings

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldnt be any fun living in it, or profit. – Josh Billings
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. – Josh Billings