Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2. – Fred Blechman
Clocks slay time… time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life. – William Faulkner
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, I cant think of anything to give you, but heres a new suitcase. Afterward, I was like, What were you thinking, idiot? – Jensen Ackles