Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2. – Fred Blechman
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. – Author Unknown
I do support a constitutional amendment on marriage between a man and a woman, but I would not be going into the states to overturn their state law. – Michele Bachmann