User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry Category: Sys Admin Day
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. – Author Unknown Category: Sys Admin Day
I showed my mom the movie then I told her the movie got bought and that it was gonna be shown in theatres and be on video. Everyone was really psyched about it. Everyone in my little town of hounds started to call me movie star. – Jason Mewes Category: mom