The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. – Edsger W. Dijkstra

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. – Sydney J. Harris

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. – Author Unknown

Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups. – Author Unknown