Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. – Dorothy Canfield Fisher Category: Doctors
Physician — One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Doctors
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge Category: Humor
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. – Billy Graham Category: strength
I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker Category: Humor