Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice. – Barbra Streisand
Ive considered having my nose fixed. But I didnt trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror. – Barbra Streisand
Why does a woman work ten years to change a mans habits and then complain that hes not the man she married? – Barbra Streisand
What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other… but for two people to have met their match and yet they are equally as stubborn, as obstinate, as passionate, as crazy as the other. – Barbra Streisand