If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or awareness is going to occur thats much brighter coming from this dark, awful beginning. – Chuck Palahniuk
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. – Chuck Palahniuk
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. – Chuck Palahniuk
The negative cost of Lewis and Clark entering the Garden of Eden is that later expeditions regardless of what they were intended to do, later expeditions did not deal with the native peoples with the intelligence with the almost kindly resolve that Lewis and Clark did. – William Least Heat-Moon