The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley
An ordinary man can… surround himself with two thousand books… and thenceforward have at least one place in the world in which it is possible to be happy. – Augustine Birrell
I had the perfect job for a gamer. From February to October, Id get up at 7 in the morning with nothing to do but play games until I had to be at the park around 1 or 2 oclock. When I got back after the game, I played until 3 or 4 in the morning. – Curt Schilling
