In nine times out of ten, the slanderous tongue belongs to a disappointed person. – George Bancroft Category: Insults
I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics. – Johnny Mercer, on a British musical Category: Insults
The spirit cannot endure the body when overfed, but, if underfed, the body cannot endure the spirit. – St Frances de Sales Category: Eating
Ive always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. – Kinky Friedman Category: Money
He that wants money, means, and content is without three good friends. – William Shakespeare Category: Money
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. – Dwight D. Eisenhower Category: Presidents Day
