I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics. – Johnny Mercer, on a British musical Category: Insults
In nine times out of ten, the slanderous tongue belongs to a disappointed person. – George Bancroft Category: Insults
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. – Sam Brown Category: Insults
Individual responsibility, hard work, paying attention in school, faith, family all these things are important. – J. C. Watts Category: Faith
Might we not say to the confused voices which sometimes arise from the depths of our being: “Ladies, be so kind as to speak only four at a time?” – Madame Swetchine Category: Sanity
I was always amazed about how much I could finally squeeze into a thirty second commercial. – Ridley Scott Category: amazing
