Rule: Never perform card tricks for the people you play poker with. – Proverb Category: Gambling (Gaming)
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil. – Heywood Broun Category: Gambling (Gaming)
Nothing sets a person up more than having something turn out just the way its supposed to be, like falling into a Swiss snowdrift and seeing a big dog come up with a little cask of brandy round its neck. – Claud Cockburn Category: Expectation
When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. Thats a fact. – Jeff Ross Category: Jealousy
