Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because its the only way they can get anything really finished. – Chuck Palahniuk
Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself. – Chuck Palahniuk
If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person? – Chuck Palahniuk
When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat? – Chuck Palahniuk
I have long been one of those tedious people who rails against the coronation of student-athletes. I have heard the argument that big-time athletics bring in loads of money to universities. I dont believe the money goes anywhere other than back into the sports teams, but thats another story. – Susan Orlean