A liberal education… frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family and even his nation. – Robert Maynard Hutchins

Even an ass can die with a degree. All it takes is four years and four thousand dollars. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

A place where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. – Robert G. Ingersoll

The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. – J. Frank Dobie