Even an ass can die with a degree. All it takes is four years and four thousand dollars. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… you have a college degree. – Author Unknown

Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that? – Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt