Even an ass can die with a degree. All it takes is four years and four thousand dollars. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) Category: College
Hitler destroyed the German university with design; we destroyed ours without. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) Category: College
I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that? – Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt Category: College
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. – Elbert Hubbard Category: College
The white light streams down to be broken up by those human prisms into all the colors of the rainbow. Take your own color in the pattern and be just that. – Charles R. Brown Category: Be Yourself
The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. – C. S. Lewis Category: Future