Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. – Attributed to George Carlin Category: Death
We were aware of the fact that death walks hand in hand with struggle. – Stokely Carmichael Category: Death
The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death. – E. M. Forster Category: Death
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. – Gilbert K. Chesterton Category: best
Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others… This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson Category: Wine
Im not surfing much anymore, but I love hiking and gardening, and Im always wearing a hat and sunblock. – Carolyn Murphy Category: gardening
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen Category: Education
