Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If he is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head. – Gilbert K. Chesterton
There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you cant move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies. – Robert Frost
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a babys temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby whos boss. – Tina Fey
