Quote by Mark Russell
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. – Mark Russell

Other quotes by Mark Russell

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless hes been in so long that it just doesnt matter, and hes not running for president. But its just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and youre just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. – Mark Russell

Category:
Humor
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
best
category

I am just absolutely convinced that the best formula for giving us peace and preserving the American way of life is freedom, limited government, and minding our own business overseas. – Ron Paul

Category:
best

In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might. – Winston Churchill

Category:
best

I want to talk to the bullied kids of the world. Tell them to hang on, it will get better. Know that an Iron Chef, actors, musicians, artists and all successful people have probably been bullied in their life. And the best part of your life is yet to come. Whatever it takes to live, do it! – Cat Cora

Category:
best

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Category:
best

Random Quotes

If a woman hasnt got a tiny streak of a harlot in her, shes a dry stick as a rule. – D. H. (David Herbert) Lawrence

Category:
Prostitution

Im not an employee who goes to the office every morning at the same time. Then, vacations are needed. – Karl Lagerfeld

Category:
Morning

The poor mans budget is full of schemes. – Proverb

Category:
Money

Women will only have true equality when men share with them the responsibility of bringing up the next generation. – Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Category:
Equality