A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen Category: Abstinence
Self-denial is the shining sore on the leprous body of Christianity. – Oscar Wilde Category: Abstinence
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Abstinence
For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. – James Boswell Category: Humor
There is two kinds of music, the good, and the bad. I play the good kind. – Louis Armstrong Category: Music
A little kingdom I possess,Where thoughts and feelings dwell;And very hard the task I findOf governing it well. – Louisa May Alcott Category: Feelings
