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Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of good beer. - Author Unk

Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of good beer. – Author Unknown

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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. – Anne Sexton

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Jack Wootton enjoys cooking, gardening, and long conversations accompanied by a well-brewed pint. – J. Aleksandr Wootton, “About the Author,” www.jackwootton.com

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To prevent beer from being turned by thunder.— Having ascertained that it is perfectly good, draw off entirely in pint pots; then having collected an equal number of railway navigators, distribute accordingly. This will answer in the hottest summer. – “Advice Gratis,” The World of Wit and Humour edited by George Manville Fenn, 187

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When ale is in, wit is out. – John Heywood, c.1562

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