Logo
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of good beer. - Author Unk

Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of good beer. – Author Unknown

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Beer
category

Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. – Charles Papazian

Category:
Beer

A strong and manly homebrew of the best language in the world. – Elisha Kent Kane, 1853

Category:
Beer

If other Germans drink beer, German students swill it. If one is unable to toss off his fifteen glasses in an hour, it is regarded by his fellows as a sign of puerility only less strong than that he has the scar of no duel on his cheek. – Arthur Handly Marks, “Berlin: Its Bayonets and Its Beer” (Berlin, 1887 June 14th

Category:
Beer

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. – Alan D. Eames

Category:
Beer

Random Quotes

If you want an open society, you have to put up with the chaos. – Bowyer Bell

Category:
Trouble, Troubles

I believe we should reframe our response to climate change as an imperative for growth rather than merely being a way of being green or meeting environmental commitments. – William Hague

Category:
Change

If I had been elected president in 1948, history would be vastly different. I believe we would have stemmed the growth of Big Government, which had begun with the New Deal and culminated with the Great Society. – Strom Thurmond

Category:
History

If your buttocks burn, you know you have done wrong. – African Proverb

Category:
Punishment