Some people train for certain sports and I want to train to be able to hold a super heavy electric guitar and carry luggage around myself because I always have to have 7,000 pairs of shoes. Who cares about sports? – Lisa Loeb
I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I cant date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And its just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man. – Patti Stanger