Quote by Brendan Behan
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brend

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. – Brendan Behan

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. – Brendan Behan

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When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. – Brendan Behan

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Death
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. – Brendan Behan

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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. – John Millington Synge

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. – Colin Farrell

Thats what the holidays are for – for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isnt that the Irish way? – Lara Flynn Boyle

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It is only the enlightened ruler and the wise general who will use the highest intelligence of the army for the purposes of spying, and thereby they achieve great results. – Sun Tzu

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An education which does not cultivate the will is an education that depraves the mind. – Anatole France

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I feel bad about my outlook, how I feel about people and society, and that Ill never be part of society the way I should. – Mike Tyson

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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken

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