Quote by Brendan Behan
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brend

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. – Brendan Behan

Other quotes by Brendan Behan

Its not that the Irish are cynical. Its rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. – Brendan Behan

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respect
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. – Brendan Behan

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Death
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. – Brendan Behan

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Marriage
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Other Quotes from
saintpatricksday
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Every St. Patricks Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. – Shane Leslie

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. – Winston Churchill

Thats what the holidays are for – for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isnt that the Irish way? – Lara Flynn Boyle

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry

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Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. – Khalil Gibran

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Beauty

Sometimes what seems like surrender isnt surrender at all. Its about whats going on in our hearts. About seeing clearly the way life is and accepting it and being true to it, whatever the pain, because the pain of not being true to it is far, far greater. – Nicholas Evans

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Surrender

Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day. – Author Unknown

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Smiles

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. – Bill Vaughan

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Prosperity