Quote by Brendan Behan
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brend

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. – Brendan Behan

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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. – Brendan Behan

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Food
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. – Brendan Behan

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Marriage
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The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted. – Brendan Behan

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alone
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We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. – Winston Churchill

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry

A lot of Irish people perform. They perform in drawing rooms. They sing songs and they play piano. – Fiona Shaw

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. – William Butler Yeats

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Quicker by taking more time. – Proverb

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My dads a scratch golfer and Ive got the knack of seeing something and then replicating it. I saw my dad swing a club and I worked out how to do the same thing. My backswing and follow-through have been basically the same since I was two. – Rory McIlroy

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Communication works for those who work at it. – John Powell

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Pains of love be sweeter far than all other pleasures are. – John Dryden

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