Quote by Brendan Behan
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. – Brendan Behan

Other quotes by Brendan Behan

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. – Brendan Behan

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Food
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. – Brendan Behan

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Marriage
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The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted. – Brendan Behan

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alone
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. – Attributed to George Carlin

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Death

Life is the desert, life the solitude, death joins us to the great majority. – Edward Young

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Death

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. – J. K. Rowling

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Death

Every man goes down to his death bearing in his hands only that which he has given away. – Proverb

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Death

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I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up. – Jim Bakker

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The best scientist is open to experience and begins with romance – the idea that anything is possible. – Ray Bradbury

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best

The home to everyone is to him his castle and fortress, as well for his defence against injury and violence, as for his repose. – Edward Coke

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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. – Author Unknown

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