So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You cant fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. – William S. Burroughs
When youre shooting a film, you really dont get to be a dad, and you dont really get to be a husband. You dont really exist at all. But I do drag my family with me on location whenever I can. – Eric Bana
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes hes important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill OReilly, except shorter and Jewish. – Denis Leary